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xkcd bot@lemmy.worldB to xkcd@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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xkcd #3232: Countdown Standard

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Anyone who is caught counting ‘three … two … one … zero … GO!’ will be punished with a lifetime of eating only ISO standard food samples.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3232/

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    1 day ago

    I think he was making fun of you.

    • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      He was an EMT and it was about lifting someone in sync so they don’t fall…

      • WR5@lemmy.world
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        21 hours ago

        Pretty good joke, to be honest.

      • hitmyspot@aussie.zone
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        I think it’s so the person being lifted doesn’t tense, when ready for it. So you kind of surprised them but it’s an acceptable surprise, as they are expecting a move.

        • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          These are usually either unconscious or screaming people, not the kind to care about what an EMT says.

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