Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoGenies hate this one simple tricklemmy.worldimagemessage-square114fedilinkarrow-up1854arrow-down113
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minus-squareofficermike@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up51·2 days agoMonkey’s paw genie: you physically can’t verbalize that you have 3 wishes left when you only have 2.
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 hours agoNo the pen 15 club is that way ---->
minus-squarettyybb@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·21 hours agoMost monkeys paw answer are “granted, X bad thing happens” “real” monkeys paw would grant it in some twisted way
minus-squareImpractical_Island@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·23 hours agoI can pee in any urinal I want, thanks to all the spiritual work I did. Pooping in a urinal is still hard when someone is around, though.
Monkey’s paw genie: you physically can’t verbalize that you have 3 wishes left when you only have 2.
No the pen 15 club is that way ---->
This pen… Is ROYAL BLUUUUUEEEEEEE
Most monkeys paw answer are “granted, X bad thing happens” “real” monkeys paw would grant it in some twisted way
I have 4
THERE ARE FOUR WISHES!
I can pee in any urinal I want, thanks to all the spiritual work I did. Pooping in a urinal is still hard when someone is around, though.