Elilol@fedinsfw.app to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agoWhats brown and sticky?message-squaremessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1109arrow-down110file-text
arrow-up199arrow-down1message-squareWhats brown and sticky?Elilol@fedinsfw.app to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 18 hours agomessage-square42fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareProprietary_Blend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·18 hours agoWhat do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·18 hours agoOoh! Ooh! I know this one. It’s a… it’s a… um, late for dinner? 🫣
minus-squareFederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down4·17 hours agoNothing, because boomerangs aren’t alive, and therefore can’t hear you when you say something to them.
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·15 hours agoYou have made a powerful enemy today…
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?
Unemployed!
Ooh! Ooh! I know this one.
It’s a… it’s a… um, late for dinner? 🫣
sHITTY BOOMERANG!
Nothing, because boomerangs aren’t alive, and therefore can’t hear you when you say something to them.
You have made a powerful enemy today…
You get it.