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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 hours ago

tech never works for long

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tech never works for long

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 20 hours ago
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    I use Arch BTW.

    Like just huge arches instead of windows or even doors, Arch is all you need.

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      I thought Emacs is all you need?

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        Incorrect, you need

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          https://youtu.be/urcL86UpqZc

          According to this documentary, you’re wrong!

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          Real programmers use memes to program the machines of the world.

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            Tfw you come to your first day of work in critical infrastructure to maintain drivers and highly critical network applications and they’re all written in https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE

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              Just play Zork all day until you get fired. They’ll think you’re coding!

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      I never thought about how a physical arch relates to physical windows. Interesting.

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