resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agoJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square76fedilinkarrow-up1340arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1336arrow-down1external-linkJustice Department issues arrest warrant for former FBI chief James Comey charging ‘threat’ against Trump using seashellswww.independent.co.ukresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days agomessage-square76fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoSo how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-24 days agoi posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoThat actually makes sense.
So how did society evolve to replace toilet paper with three seashells - and they skip right over the bidet?
i posit the shells are the bidet controls. low pressure, high pressure, blow dry.
That actually makes sense.