overstep8556@jlai.lu to science@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months agoChina Planted 78 Billion New Trees, and Seriously Messed Up Its Water Cyclewww.popularmechanics.comexternal-linkmessage-square63fedilinkarrow-up1131arrow-down17
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minus-squareFedegenerate@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 months agoShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly… She planted 78 billion trees to combat soil erosion. They swayed and grew and and fucked up her water. I wonder why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she’ll die.
minus-squaremoondaddy@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·2 months agoWail til she gets to the horse.
minus-squareFedegenerate@fedinsfw.applinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoHorse: Humanity’s own ridiculous self elimination. She’s dead of course.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly… She planted 78 billion trees to combat soil erosion. They swayed and grew and and fucked up her water.
I wonder why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she’ll die.
Wail til she gets to the horse.
Horse: Humanity’s own ridiculous self elimination. She’s dead of course.