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TotallyNotSpez@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

How do you do fellow children?

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How do you do fellow children?

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TotallyNotSpez@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    The warranty expires as soon as you hit 25.

    • starik@lemmy.zip
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      Anyone over 25 is a chopped and washed unc, on god.

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        I’d much rather be considered washed than unwashed, so that’s good

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          Unfortunately, being washed is unintuitively quite bad.

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            I’m assuming that’s a truncated version of “washed out” or “washed up”

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              I’ve been told by my 20yo classmates that glazed = covered in cum = good and that washed = to be clean of cum = bad.

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                I sincerely hope they were just trolling you…

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                  They likely were not

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                You must be joking.

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            Being washed is at least kinda good because that implies there was a period where you weren’t. Rather have that than never needing washing in the first place ✊

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            What if i only hang dry?

            • MrShankles@reddthat.com
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              Dry clean only

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      25 fucked with me mentally, but late thirties is when you actually start breaking down.

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        I had some things start failing at 35, but recovered a bit and feel better now at 45.

        But I quit my soul crushing desk job career and had a kid in those intervening years too.

        So basically I traded financial security for healthy life and family time.

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          My early 50s had me in the best shape of my life, running 6 miles or biking 25-50 miles nearly every day and being ripped and weighing less than I had since I was a teenager. I’m nearing 60 now and arthritis is creeping into all my joints, though. The breakdown happens eventually no matter how successfully you stave it off.

        • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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          Thanks for the hope homie.

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      Agreed. It all goes downhill after 25.

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      Around 25 you have to interact with all ages, and everyone starts to blend.

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