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Wispy2891@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

My $5K smart bed needs to shut the hell up

www.theverge.com

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My $5K smart bed needs to shut the hell up

www.theverge.com

Wispy2891@lemmy.world to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago
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It wants to destroy my marriage with a sleep leaderboard and nightly drinking.

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Archive.is is blocked in my country, try this link https://archive.is/newest/https://www.theverge.com/column/921654/optimizer-eight-sleep-ai-summaries-health-wellness

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    I take my beauty rest seriously. So seriously that, after months of testing, I bought my ludicrously expensive Eight Sleep Pod 4 Ultra review unit.

    Imagine telling on yourself this hard

    https://web.archive.org/web/20260501140155/https://www.theverge.com/column/921654/optimizer-eight-sleep-ai-summaries-health-wellness

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      Yeh her ability to waffle is annoying. They oversaturated every point repetitively and pad it with crap.

      I nearly choked on the protein bagel I’d been shoveling into my gob.

      Short story they bought a ridiculous priced bed to give them data…and it gamified their sleep and gave them dodgy info…not a surprise.

      Article takes 10 paragraphs to explain, and is entitled the bed needs to shut up. Ironic.

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      Telling on themselves what?

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        This hard

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        That Western media is utterly garbage.

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