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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Social Media was a mistake

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Social Media was a mistake

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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    But if the fart smells like 10,000 rotten eggs from the swamps of dagobah and the stench persists for hours and will not go away then I think the mood is ruined.

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      Let’s take a little recess and circle back.

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        Sorry but I would completely lose attraction to the Dagobah farter. Not gonna circle back.

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          I would prematurely ejaculate as soon as the smell hit my nose.

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            A username well-earned

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            Mister Stoker sir ?!

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          Sorry that human bodies are gross lmao

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          after this many protestations this sounds like self hatred

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          Then you’re obviously not worthy

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      I get that reference.

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      have you not heard of candles?

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        Then it smells ass, and candles.

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          I’ve done extensive research on this. The fire burns the chemicals what carry the ass esters to the nose

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