• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    Hi there, I’m definitely not from the CIA, can I have your address please?
    (Oh, btw, I just want to have a chat. There definitely won’t be any murdering shenanigans).

    • SirEDCaLot@lemmy.today
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      9 hours ago

      Oh hi there fellow citizen with no connection at all to the government!

      I’m at 123 Fake St, Nowheresville AL, 12345. Feel free to stop by anytime!

      Is this where I develop sudden depression and decide that life is so not worth living that I shoot myself twice in the back of the head before driving my car off a cliff?