Title text:
Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you’re the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3245/


I assume there’s some evil enshittification reason that they do this, though I don’t know what it is.
That’s when they remove the age entirely, like on YouTube