Come to USA! We have:
- $1500 phone
- Rigged sportsball
- Anti-woke celebrities
We have shitty unrepairable phones and computers with patronising interfaces, sports most people can’t afford to attend because the tickets get scalped, and someone who openly brags about having blue eyes (she promises it’s not in that way though). China is quaking I’m sure.
Lmao who cares about sidney Sweeny? She’s hot sure but what else? Like who fucking cares about some random hot b grade actor?
Bro needs to get his top 3 straight.
Sydney Sweeney feels particularly weird to include in this. Like Apple as a tech corpo… I guess?? Sports… okay… but then a fucking actress as a point in being better than China???
And even then it’s all commodity and entertainment. China’s future is poverty alleviation, education and innovation. So if you care only for circus and bread then I guess China is not the future for you?
I’ll be honest, I had no idea who Sydney Sweeney even was until today.
What do they have?
No, I’m really asking, because I was busy smelling our own farts for the last forty years and have no idea.
