This is seemingly ALL articles involving astronomy nowadays. It’s because nowadays, everyone is too busy trying to out-dank one another to be bothered with actual science.

And it suck’s because when people do actually read this nonsense- they’re left disappointed. It’s a cry wolf Situation.

It’s Business Insider

It’s gone so far down the drain it’s down in the gutter, drunk-fighting with the Daily Mail

My experience has taught me that any time I see a headline like this, it’s always a pulsar, or background radiation.