Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

What do you call a cow with no legs?

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What do you call a cow with no legs?

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Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago

Ground beef.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs?

Take it for a drag.

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