xkcd #3251: Time Machine Conversation
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It’s possible to do sea navigation without a compass, but you’ll have to get some spoilers from the Polynesians.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3251/
Uh… it’s a hard, dead bird that you nail to a chariot so you don’t slide so much when you make sharp turns… 😰
…We will now proceed to publicly decease you on the account of being too smart. We don’t like that.