The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day agoTom Cruiselemmy.worldimagemessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1822arrow-down12
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minus-squareporcelainpitcher@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·23 hours agoWDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.
minus-squarehemko@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·23 hours agoYeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 hours agoMaybe your problem is that you’re a windmill. we’re going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.
WDYM WTF? I once tried to commit suicide by shooting myself in the chest 3x. I was still alive so I ate some concrete, grabbed a different gun and shot myself in the head.
Glad you survived that.
Yeah this is like the old joke where a black dude was found in a ditch with 17 stabs in the back, and police determined it was a suicide
Maybe your problem is that you’re a windmill. we’re going to try burning you down, knocking you over and throwing you into a swamp.