• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    11 hours ago

    I imagine gaben hiring a lawyer to be creative and clever to outsmart the puritan censorship control of valve and steam. Then the lawyer taking time to think about it, giving up, and coming at gaben with that as legal advice, resulting in gaben being furious that the lawyer failed and passed that failure as default to what the opposition is trying to strongarm you to do as official advice.

    Mastercard+visa: suck my cock and lick my over-ripe anus

    Gaben: hey fuck you

    Gaben: hires lawyer to try to not have to do that

    Gaben: lawyer, I’m not doing that. What are my options?

    Lawyer: huh, i am a potato and therefore have no real thought. i hereby legally suggest you suck their cock and lick their over-ripe anus. That’ll be $3,000,000. Thanks.

    Gaben: what the fuck do i pay you for if that’s your opinion?