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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Jesus "Heavyweight" Christ

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Jesus "Heavyweight" Christ

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works
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    I fucking love it when people do old English right, instead of just arbitrarily throwing “-eth” on a random number of words.

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    In the beginning, God said, “Let there be light reps”. And there were light reps. And the gains were good. So he increased the stack.

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    When CrossFit Jesus comes to your party, He doesn’t just bring a six pack, He brings His twelve pack. Or it could be an eighteen pack. It’s a bit hard to tell.

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      It’s like those loaves & fishes - it just keeps coming at ya!:-D

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    Isn’t that Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan The Barbarian when he gets crucified?

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      Truly the king of kings

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      Let us contemplate this on the tree of woe.

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    and jesus turned to his apostles and said: “TAKE THIS!”, “ALL OF YOU!”

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      𝟏𝟐 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐎

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    Removed by mod

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      He turned water into whey

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    Stop fucking with Korean Jesus! He ain’t got time for your problems!

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ox8x2TZpnXQ&t=35

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