• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 hours ago

    Ok, so stepsis, wouldn’t it be totally wrong if we would… Like… Kiss right now? Hahaha joke… Right? No, I was only joking hahaha, I’m just trying to distract you from the Epstein files. Unless… I mean… If you’re into it… We could… Hahaha joke roflmao

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    4 hours ago

    greenland, cuba, iran, venezuela, ICE raids are all epstein distractions. even his falling asleep like a child getting in trouble is one.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 hours ago

    Trump totally wanted Greenland. It appears he was also super-eager to invade Iran, and needed just a little nudge from MBS and Netanyahu (though mostly from Jared Kushner).

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    14 hours ago

    Like a shoplifter getting caught but actually totally planned on paying for that thing.

    Who the fuck cares what they say now. There was no misunderstanding.

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    17 hours ago

    Nah, fuck that. Saying shit has consequences Puzder, you boot licking shithead.

    “it was just a joke”-ing your diplomacy deserves all of hate

  • Phoenixz@lemmy.ca
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    18 hours ago

    We may use military force

    the president’s statements should not have been taken seriously.

    I mean, in retrospect it was obvious, it was all a distraction from the trump-epstein files, but fuuuuuuck you