Ok, so stepsis, wouldn’t it be totally wrong if we would… Like… Kiss right now? Hahaha joke… Right? No, I was only joking hahaha, I’m just trying to distract you from the Epstein files. Unless… I mean… If you’re into it… We could… Hahaha joke roflmao
greenland, cuba, iran, venezuela, ICE raids are all epstein distractions. even his falling asleep like a child getting in trouble is one.
Trump totally wanted Greenland. It appears he was also super-eager to invade Iran, and needed just a little nudge from MBS and Netanyahu (though mostly from Jared Kushner).
we’ve always been at war with eastasia
Technically Iran is west Asia
Like a shoplifter getting caught but actually totally planned on paying for that thing.
Who the fuck cares what they say now. There was no misunderstanding.

Of course not. Because it was… it was …

Nah, fuck that. Saying shit has consequences Puzder, you boot licking shithead.
“it was just a joke”-ing your diplomacy deserves all of hate
We may use military force
the president’s statements should not have been taken seriously.
I mean, in retrospect it was obvious, it was all a distraction from the trump-epstein files, but fuuuuuuck you
This guy’s word is worth nothing.






