Robot vacuum designers are limited to using only the “o” vowel. That’s just the way it is.

How to avoid economic collapse:

Step 1: Sell book about it
Step 2: Profit

Babies will mimick whatever sounds you say.

Modern parenting practice is not to teach them gibberish first, when you might as well speak normally to them. They’re small humans and should be treated as humans. Would you say goo goo ga ga to your friends or co-workers?

Grown ups who speak baby language to children are frowned upon. Why are they doing that boomer shit? They look like idiots and it isn’t helping anyone.

If you want to change your communication to facilitate a faster learning curve for a child to learn spoken language, you’re better off combining regular speech with sign language. They pick that up faster.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun.

In the 80s when there was a famine in Africa and children were shown with bloated intestines on TV, there were people claiming that they were just fat.

When I look at obese American children, they’re obviously not starving, but I think the issue is the same: Poverty.

It’s a picture of the rapper Eminem writing the lyrics for the song “lose yourself”.

The lyrics has the words “mom’s spaghetti”. His real name is Marshall.

If I was Mark, I would require all company meetings to happen in the Metaverse, so I could change all their sad faces to happy smily faces.

Why have sad conversations when you can have “hey boss I think you suck and I quit! 😄😄”

Elon Musk multiplies with himself.

The net worth of Musk² would be a singularity of all the money in the world.

They hired him from Meta. And he looks like it.

Heat heat.

And it wasn’t even the dumbest thing that happened there that day.

We aren’t supposed to learn anything from the giga-fucks of data.

It’s the AI that will learn everything about you so it can invent new ways to throw marketing at you.

You’re right, but even if everyone hates AI it’s just not possible to put the cat back in the sack and shut it down.

Someone will want to use it or at least have the technology available.

It should however be banned from being applied automatically. It’s such as waste of money and resources. I sure hope it’s not sentient. I’d feel sorry for it to have to carefully consider all my queries when I accidentally mistype the url for a porn site three times in a row.

Like a shoplifter getting caught but actually totally planned on paying for that thing.

Who the fuck cares what they say now. There was no misunderstanding.

The issue with 1988 is that it isn’t intuitive what the background color is, and thus if the bar is up or down.

The middle years are obvious because of the 3d effect. The last one is obvious because the background is the same for both the arrows and the bar.

I’ve only ever seen one in movies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Vang

Nobody expects the … Holy Batman!

I guess you need to rename all your Bluetooth bombs before flying now. Thanks Obama.

Born in time to ask shitty questions on Twitter.

Born too late to JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

I don’t understand how they’re allowed to pollute like this.

I don’t give a shit what purpose the rocket was supposed to have. It’s not worth it.