Elon Musk multiplies with himself.

The net worth of Musk² would be a singularity of all the money in the world.

They hired him from Meta. And he looks like it.

Heat heat.

And it wasn’t even the dumbest thing that happened there that day.

We aren’t supposed to learn anything from the giga-fucks of data.

It’s the AI that will learn everything about you so it can invent new ways to throw marketing at you.

You’re right, but even if everyone hates AI it’s just not possible to put the cat back in the sack and shut it down.

Someone will want to use it or at least have the technology available.

It should however be banned from being applied automatically. It’s such as waste of money and resources. I sure hope it’s not sentient. I’d feel sorry for it to have to carefully consider all my queries when I accidentally mistype the url for a porn site three times in a row.

Like a shoplifter getting caught but actually totally planned on paying for that thing.

Who the fuck cares what they say now. There was no misunderstanding.

The issue with 1988 is that it isn’t intuitive what the background color is, and thus if the bar is up or down.

The middle years are obvious because of the 3d effect. The last one is obvious because the background is the same for both the arrows and the bar.

I’ve only ever seen one in movies.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonny_Vang

Nobody expects the … Holy Batman!

I guess you need to rename all your Bluetooth bombs before flying now. Thanks Obama.

Born in time to ask shitty questions on Twitter.

Born too late to JUST FUCKING GOOGLE IT.

I don’t understand how they’re allowed to pollute like this.

I don’t give a shit what purpose the rocket was supposed to have. It’s not worth it.

It’s a punchline. It needs to be there even if it’s self-explanatory for some people.

It’s a bad idea because shorting requires a settlement date.

You can’t keep a short the same way that you keep an investment. You need to predict at what time it is worth less than it is now.

It’s also a bad idea, because you can lose more than you invest. If you buy a stock, you can only lose the purchase price of that stock. If you short it, there’s no upper limit to how much you can lose if the stock keeps rising. The people holding the stocks will do anything to keep inflating the stock price, even if it’s evident to everyone that it is a bubble. As long as they can keep throwing money at it, they can keep the price going up.

I’m not well versed in the stock market.

This is a good reason not to short.

principled human

This is an even better reason not to short.

afford to lose the money

Yeah that’s the thing about shorting. Nobody knows how much that is. It’s potentially infinite.

I’ll passa el condor.

Other brands have better statistics. EVs get service notifications just as any other kind of car. They get pollen filter,12 v battery, wheel, brakes and software updates changes just as often.

Tesla is simply singlehandedly dragging the fail rates down on the entire EV segment, making EV failures a talking point on Facebook.

That’s half a word.

People do this too when they suddenly get a wholesale offer on stupid things. My friend opened a business and shortly after he had thousands of bouncing balls in a closet for no fucking reason.

The only blunder in the story is not being able to come up with a recipe to use the canned tomatoes. Panini/bruschetta etc. are pretty common in cafe’s.