Do it for Dale!
Here in The Netherlands we once ate our prime minister. I can highly recommend.
I bet they all taste like shit since they’re rotten to the god damn core.
You eat it cuz it’s good for you, not cuz it’s tasty
I didn’t mean to EAT ‘im… jus’ meant to rattle 'is cage!
I mean, I wouldn’t eat them directly because prions terrify me, but a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
Rich asshole fireplace briquettes?
a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
Vino Humano!
Elon likely tastes like shit
I dont think JB ribs are prime lol
The problem is they regenerate like bamboo. You chop one down and another sprouts up.
So you’re saying they’re a sustainable food source?
Even better as compost but yeah, they are pretty much renewable as long as capitalism exists.
This reminds me of that old post. Something along the lines of:
You just have to eat one billionaire. The others will fall in line.
And suitable for vegans too, including those whoa are vegan for the environment.
Yeah yeah, but have we actually tried consuming them?
Be careful health risks abound.
Nah gimme those back straps. Or I’ll take a thigh meat steak.
I’ve always wanted to try people so I have recipes
I don’t get why people want to eat the rich so much. Doesn’t that cause prion disease?
You are what you eat. It’s just that everybody is trying to be the last one and avoid being eaten.
You can prolly get away with it if you’re not eating the brain.
It’s because I’m fucking hungry.
It’s a risk many are willing to take, especially if we can use their money for universal healthcare.
If it’s wrong I don’t want to be right
As long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir
Boar taint is real and not very tasty.
We can also use the rich as fertilizer. Let the sun and plants have a go at them, and then let the goats turn that into cheese and milk. :chefs kiss:
