EatingOnions@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoHow many farts a day is normal? Scientists just calculated what's normalthesouthfirst.comexternal-linkmessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1201arrow-down16
arrow-up1195arrow-down1external-linkHow many farts a day is normal? Scientists just calculated what's normalthesouthfirst.comEatingOnions@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·3 days agoNumber isn’t what’s important. What matters are volume and volume.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoi am not a video editor (currently) so y’all will have to pretend i added a little poot cloud
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoThat is (pretty obviously) my #2 joke
Number isn’t what’s important. What matters are volume and volume.
that still only counts as one!
i am not a video editor (currently) so y’all will have to pretend i added a little poot cloud

Ha! Good one
That is (pretty obviously) my #2 joke
A pretty solid one