More Jedi lies, just like when they tried to show doctored footage of Anakin killing younglings. That was all ancient Jedi holocrystals and crooked Kenobi. The bothans made up the death stars, Coruscant is a toroid, and the Jedi eat your pets. Look it up, do your research (searching on the galactic network and listening to shortwave huttcasts), it all adds up.
More Jedi lies, just like when they tried to show doctored footage of Anakin killing younglings. That was all ancient Jedi holocrystals and crooked Kenobi. The bothans made up the death stars, Coruscant is a toroid, and the Jedi eat your pets. Look it up, do your research (searching on the galactic network and listening to shortwave huttcasts), it all adds up.
It’s clever, and a good parallel, but damn does this just make me depressed