You heard it here first, folks – don’t like rust colored tap water? Don’t like your electricity bill tripling for no good reason? Don’t like the loud, droning hum of a million cooling fans in the distance pervading through every inch of your town, hearing it through your walls? Gotta be a paid Chinese shill. True Patriotic Americans just pound that shit back, sign the check, buy earplugs and get it done. /s