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Dessalines@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago

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Dessalines@lemmy.ml to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 days ago
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  • melfie@lemmy.zip
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    A peaceful world where the Greater Israel Project has been completed and there are no pesky anti-Semitic Semites left in the Middle East to create conflict.

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    How much time does this old fuck have left as a president?

    • MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world
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      Politically until early 2029. Biologically, hopefully much less.

    • Marasenna [she/her]@lemmygrad.ml
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      deleted by creator

  • theCoolDad@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Lol

  • ms.lane@lemmy.world
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    I think they misunderstood him, he wants his piece of the world, his ‘world piece’

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      Bro really is homelander

  • Lady Butterfly she/her@reddthat.com
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    Oh fuck off you twat.

    Trump not you obvs

  • Hupf@feddit.org
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    Pax Romana?

    • MiddleAgesModem@lemmy.world
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      Is that pizza?

      • Trump
  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    You don’t expect him to remember what he said 7 whole hours ago, do you?

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      He can’t even remember what he said 7 seconds ago.

      Have you heard him talk? My dog can form more coherent sentences.

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    “Very stable genius”

    • HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml
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      Maybe a horse stable

    • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu
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      Ooh, an opportunity to share this:

      A Very Stable Genius Part Two! - A Randy Rainbow Song Parody (part one not required viewing)

      • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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        I enjoyed this very much thank you

        • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu
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          Happy to hear it, you’re very welcome :)

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    Can we stop posting pictures of this geriatric piece of shit-stained toilet paper? I don’t even want to see him.

    • Aniki@feddit.org
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      yeah i agree

      pls keep it to the political_memes community

      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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        Oh no! Reality is seeping into my funny spaces. Someone please pass me another layer of bubble wrap!

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          I know the reality, but don’t want to see it when I’m not specifically looking for it. I would like some more bubble wrap please.

          • Sandouq_Dyatha@lemmy.ml
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            the people getting ICE called on them don’t have the privilege of not looking at reality, the people being bombed in Gaza don’t

            • Caducous@lemmy.world
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              cool

            • Enzy@feddit.nu
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              No but this is the internet

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    This is unfortunately (in a manner of speaking) considered entirely consistent, hence George Carlin talking about euphemisms:

    The CIA doesn’t kill anybody anymore, they neutralize people…or they depopulate the area. The government doesn’t lie, it engages in disinformation. The pentagon actually measures nuclear radiation in something they call sunshine units. Israeli murderers are called commandos. Arab commandos are called terrorists. Contra killers are called freedom fighters. Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part of it to us, do they? Never mention that part of it.

    The only reason you can expect libs to call it out is because they hate him; if he was Obama, Kamala or Biden, they’d be on board. I still recall a meme libs were passing around for a short while before the election where they decided to counter calls of Trump being anti-war with pro-war sentiment (showing a ‘gigachad’ in favor of it against global South leaders), or even their (continued) defense of Obama’s intervention in Libya.

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    I would say that for him “world” means the US alone but even that is a contradiction

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      World peace, like World Series kind of deal?

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    The end goal is for the stock market to become a sine wave.

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    No see because Iran doesn’t want world peace, so the bombing is just to get the peace without their consent. It’s warpeace.

    /s

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      “War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.”

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        I like “bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity”. It was on a shirt at 70s Woodstock, or something.

      • ButteredBread@sh.itjust.works
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        who said that???

        • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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          The political party Ingsoc in George Orwell’s dystopian novel “1984”

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            ohhh yea, I’ve heard about it, I’ll probably read it one of these days.

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              uhm i can recommend “animal farm”. it has a few very iconic quotes. spoilers:

              Spoiler

              for example, the pigs say “all animals are equal”. therefore no animal should get exploited by the farmer who slaughters them. to which the other animals agree

              later the pigs say “well, some animals are more equal than others”. to which the animals agree again, because it makes sense to them.

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                Recommending the works of a Hitler loving rapist and colonial enforcer is definitely a choice not to mind the fact that his writing is shit.

                I should like to put it on record that I have never been able to dislike Hitler.
                — George Orwell

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                  have you actually read it? it says the exact opposite. he warns of how dangerous hitler is because of his personal apeal, while explaining in full detail why hitler is a devastating addition to the world. did you actually read it?

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    Now now everyone, maybe he’s going to Hitler himself on his birthday. Let’s not give up hope

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    That stupid tough guy look

    • bampop@lemmy.world
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      He’s just trying to make the best of a stroke

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      I always thought it was ironic since it makes him look like the most villianous president

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        He isn’t successful at either though. Hes an overgrown baby who has never been told no and has a tantrum if he doesn’t get his own way. It’s pathetic.

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          Which honestly comes full circle to the satirical perspective of Op

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