resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoShopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thiefwww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1151arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1147arrow-down1external-linkShopworker sacked for tackling suspected bacon thiefwww.bbc.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square75fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 hours agoBut what if it’s like all the bacon?
minus-squareBeMoreCareful@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 hours agoAnd, you were going to have BLTs that night?
minus-squareRooster326@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7 hours agoThat’s what the back is for. It’s where they keep all the good stuff. Haven’t you ever worked retail?
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 hours agoJust at my uncle’s adult book shop when I was a kid. I wasn’t allowed in the back. Is that what he kept back there?
But what if it’s like all the bacon?
And, you were going to have BLTs that night?
That’s what the back is for. It’s where they keep all the good stuff.
Haven’t you ever worked retail?
Just at my uncle’s adult book shop when I was a kid. I wasn’t allowed in the back. Is that what he kept back there?
Yes the good stuff.