So self driving car brands are currently in the process of offering subscription based self driving features.

Soon these subscriptions will be cheap enough for everybody to abandon public transport and get into their self driving cars instead.

This means that everybody will be in their cars and it will create the biggest traffic jam in human history!

And finally, self-driving cars will be totally safe and able to drive completely unsupervised! While standing still in traffic going an average of 5 km/h…

It will be beautiful (/s)

  • vatlark@lemmy.worldM
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    Hello, thanks for posting to showerthoughts. This post got reported for rule 2.

    The rough idea of rule 2 is that a good shower thought is simple, so it should fit in the title. Its tempting to write a catchy title that is more line a newspaper headline, but that’s not the idea of rule 2.

    Mind updating the title?

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      I tried, should fit rule 2 now. A bit of a handful now though.

      Thanks for mentioning, I should have checked the rules more closely before posting.

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        Yeah it makes it a bit if a creative writing exercise.

        All good. Thanks for being a part of the community!