• BeUnique@lemmy.zip
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    3 days ago

    Poor Zuck. As a robot, he doesn’t understand why his workers are so upset. They still have a job. He cut the inefficiency, placed more work on the remaining employees, and probably tells them to pick up the slack by using AI or something like that…

    He also probably saved billions.

    In his robot brain: “Why aren’t they happy for me to succeed?”

    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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      3 days ago

      “hello fellow humans, i require you organic units to have “fun” so that i can master that part of humanity”-zuckerborg.

    • imdoneinteracting@sh.itjust.works
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      3 days ago

      What did robots do? Humans are the sludge at the bottom of a bedpan. Don’t offload our actions onto robots and reptiles… wait a second… you’re a billionaire aren’t you?