sanitation@lemmy.today to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoMeta CTO reports employee morale is near historic lows, prompting leadership to propose boosting workplace snack budgetsdigg.comexternal-linkmessage-square42fedilinkarrow-up1224arrow-down15
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minus-squarepdxfed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 days agoTo ensure proper pizza allocation, we will require Lazer engraving on our work unit (employee) necks here at META to ensure desirable fun ratios are achieved.
To ensure proper pizza allocation, we will require Lazer engraving on our work unit (employee) necks here at META to ensure desirable fun ratios are achieved.