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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago

Planned OB-solescence

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Planned OB-solescence

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 day ago
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  • Ignotum@lemmy.world
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    Everybody gangsta till the phone gets pregante

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      Wait. How is babby formed?

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      Pregananant??

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        Prognar?!

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          Pegnate?!

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            Progdor?!

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              Lugi board?

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              The Terminator!

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              C O N C E P T I O N

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        leggo my preggo

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      how do u get pergert

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        Overheating or overcharging your li-po battery are common ways to end up progant

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      Mucho Pregante!!

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