Get outta here Popeyes. Your tines are too short to grab the meat, and your ends are too pointy to gather the last 5%. I’d end up full of styrofoam, pawing at a bone like a kitten if I used you. My fingers and teeth work 100x better than you.

Even if I’m backpacking and I need to save weight, I’d rather have a cat-dog version of spoon and fork.