I’m nowhere near as smart as I was when I was 15. This thing with mispronouncing words and getting sentences wrong happens to me all the time now and I find it so much easier to communicate via text than actually speaking. Most of the time I feel like I don’t know what’s going on and I actually thought today was Wednesday! Hooray for ageing! I miss teenage me.
I have a story to tell you about “steak and chip” on a menu in China that I assumed was a mistranslation and was in fact, not.
That chip was fucking huge though