• WYLD_STALLYNS@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    I think Satan just makes people pull various types of barbed wire through their urethras. On their birthdays there’s a whole pop goes the weasel song, where large beach umbrellas are pulled out by a stage magician. Everyone thinks they’ll be lucky, but they never are and ultimately one always opens, still stuck inside.