Suuuuuuuure, buddy.

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    11 hours ago

    Not only is he alive, he’s making big money off the Mossad as a psychic spy and investors hire him to psychically detect new oil fields. He owns an island, and a museum. Located in the Jaffa port in Tel Aviv, this museum is a renovated Ottoman-era soap factory featuring a vast collection of his memorabilia. It holds the Guinness World Record for the world’s largest steel spoon (53 feet long) and houses items that once belonged to Michael Jackson.

    He once tried to psychically block Brexit.

    He was no Kreskin, who was amazing.