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JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 years ago

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  • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works
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    Project A: Has 6 different implementations of the same complex business logic.

    Project B: Has one implementation of the complex business logic… But it’s ALL in one function with 17 arguments and 1288 lines of code.

    “The toast always lands the buttered side down.”

    • QuazarOmega@lemy.lol
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      Project B is just called neural network

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        Actually, I bet you could implement that in less. You should be able to legibly get several weights in one line.

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      Only 1288 lines? Can I raise you a 6000+ lines stored procedure that calls to multiple different sql functions that each implements a slightly different variation of the same logic?

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        Are there triggers in the sql database? It’s too easy otherwise

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          this is fine

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