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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

“I swear I don’t know what happened, it was just like this when I turned it on”

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“I swear I don’t know what happened, it was just like this when I turned it on”

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    When you see a cmd window or two flash into and out of existence after trying to open something:

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      The amount of legitimate software that’s just batch scripts is pretty amusing. I always make sure to read and understand what it’s doing in that case, though

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      My elderly parents both have laptops with Windows 11 (don’t @ me, they can’t possibly learn a new OS at this point). Every once in a while they briefly throw up like 100 cmd windows. I have no clue what they are.

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        Not sure what you’re calling elderly, but my FIL turned 70 this year, and I just set him up with Mint a few months ago. Dude is loving it.

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          1. Linux would kill her. Dealing with Windows and iOS is enough pain for her.
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      My work PC does this every time I turn it on. After 2 years it still gives me that jolt of “oh shit”.

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        Same, and I have no idea what that is

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          Probably some GPO deployed script your admins configured at boot to tweak some registry nonsense or other corpo-spyware related crap.

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            I am my own admin 🥲

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              Stop spying on yourself!

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