• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    I dunno, put some more points in reading comprehension because that ain’t even a Category 1 Phoenix Fucksplosion. Like, fuck man, what I do on Lemmy is my job, but then I go and take between 600mg and 1200mg of Benadryl and stimfap to pictures of my sister’s feet in the family photo album I stole from home before my father had enough of my shit and made me homeless, the fucking dick! Well, at least I’m a skilled crackhead now, which is a type of cop, if you didn’t know? You suck on pussy discharge? It can lengthen your lifespan by at least six hours, I heard, but I hear beefaroni in the lesser densities of granging moors that take what it car can me be is all.