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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago

Sideways exit door for liars

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Sideways exit door for liars

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liquorice@lemmy.worldB to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 18 hours ago
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  • BradleyUffner@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    I hate to be a party pooper, but I think it’s actually to indicate where an emergency fire blanket is located.

    Y’all theories are way more fun though.

    • apex32@lemmy.world
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      My thought as well. I found one that has a similar graphic:

      https://parcilsafety.com/products/sb-100-small-silicone-coated-fire-blanket-3ftx3ft

  • VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.worksM
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    12 hours ago

    No flashing zone. Spontaneous nudity may cause furious masturbation.

  • Sludgehammer@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    The help desk for fire fuckers.

  • notsosure@sh.itjust.works
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    17 hours ago

    Removing rectangles may cause burning knees?

    • egrets@lemmy.world
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      15 hours ago

      Aggressive behavior toward the cashier will not be tolerated. We reserve the right to open a portal to hell on abusive customers’ kneecaps.

  • porcelainpitcher@lemmy.today
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    D is for Danger. First, protect yourself from others that are burning.

  • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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    I think this is a warning about not having premarital sex. Was this in a church by chance?

    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      If you’re actually asking, it’s probably the sign on a fire blanket

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    Slug man is highly flammable.

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