xkcd #3276: Recursive Trucker’s Hitch
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As if the americium smoke detector incident wasn’t enough, now nuclear regulators have ANOTHER reason to worry about the Boy Scouts.
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3276/
Nautical terminology is PRECISE, and for very good reasons. You don’t want to be in the middle of a gale and ask for the round thingamagig on the right side, to pull or something. That is why you use starboard instead of right. Starboard is the right when looking at the bow. “To the right” on a boat can mean your right, my right, etc.
hoist up the thing, batten down the whatsit
what’s that thing spinning, somebody should stop it
turn hard to port (that’s not port!) -wait i’ve got it
trust me i’m in control