For example, what kind of story would Geralt the Witcher tell his kids? “Once upon a time there was some normal everyday shit that went how it always goes”?
Must be the equivalent of realworld kids saying “Daddy tell me the story about the Tesco delivery again! The one where they forgot the 2L bottle of Pepsi Max!”
Bedtime stories just being history lessons would be super efficient, though.
Come to bed Bobby! It’s time to hear your bedtime story! Tonights bedtime story is all about the horrific things the imperial japanese army did to allied soldiers during world war 2. Spoiler alert, we rock their world! Twice!