For example, what kind of story would Geralt the Witcher tell his kids? “Once upon a time there was some normal everyday shit that went how it always goes”?
Must be the equivalent of realworld kids saying “Daddy tell me the story about the Tesco delivery again! The one where they forgot the 2L bottle of Pepsi Max!”


we have them already. rambo, reacher, sherlock holmes. and the younger ones would still fly. jack and the beanstalk and humpty dumpty and such.