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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆@lemmy.ml to Share Funny Videos, Images, Memes, Quotes and more @lemmy.mlEnglish · 21 hours ago

The weirdest thing about American culture

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    My feet are always with me. Do you carry a meter stick everywhere you go? I thought not.

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      Ok, if it is allowed to remove your shoe to measure a furniture you want to buy, i.e. only if your foot actually measures exactly one foot

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        My guy, every foot measures exactly one foot.

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          Yes, and 1 pound is everywhere 1 pound, even on the Moon. The US don’t have even a different unit for weight and mass. because when the imperial system was invented they thought that it was the same.

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            Uh… But a pound IS a pound on the moon, it’s a unit of force/weight not mass (I wish we [the US] used metric, just being annoyingly pedantic for fun)

            Edit: Aaaand apparently my brain didn’t read your whole comment, you already addressed the weight/mass thing. Long day, laying in bed w headache, can’t read

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              9 hours ago

              Limmy [sic] explains: What’s heavier, a kilogram of steel or a kilogram of feathers?

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          my foot or your foot ?

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            On your ass? I don’t mind which foot 😂😎

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            Yes.

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