cm0002@toast.ooo to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours agoThe weirdest thing about American culturelemmy.mlimagemessage-square99fedilinkarrow-up11Karrow-down118cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1983arrow-down1imageThe weirdest thing about American culturelemmy.mlcm0002@toast.ooo to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 19 hours agomessage-square99fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareSeth Taylor@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-212 hours agoI got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal. EDIT: I might have dreamt this.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-26 hours agoNo I was the toaster. That really hurt. You could have hurt somebody.
I got into a bar fight with a pop tart once. Super aggressive guy. He knocked a couple of my teeth out and gave me a nose bleed. By the end he had me pinned down, but I managed to break free and throw him into the nearest toaster. Savored that meal.
EDIT: I might have dreamt this.
No I was the toaster. That really hurt. You could have hurt somebody.
My favorite comment today lol