“That’s no gun. Now, if you’d come at me with S-Mart’s top of the line twelve-gauge, double-barreled Remington from the sporting goods department, that would be different. Made in Grand Rapids, Michigan, retailing for $109.95 with a walnut stock, cobalt-blue steel, and a hair trigger, it is the only gun I would carry. That’s right… shop smart: shop S-Mart… YA GOT THAT?! Now I swear, the next one of you primates even thinks about aiming their pea shooter at me…” – Ash
When a gunman tries to rob you just say no because stealing is illegal.
5 seconds later:
Man, you people need to learn how to meme…
This is an ARM free zone, you’re not allowed to have arms…
How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don’t have arms? Duh…
Edit: Yes I’m an idiot, but I don’t type in WASD…
ooh hot
How the fuck you gonna have hands if you don’t have arms?
Like this
Just show him your gun too then you become gun buddies!
A buddy of mine told me a story from his Coast Guard days where one of his friends’ daughters was getting picked up for a date, so her dad was sitting at the kitchen table doing the stereotypical scary-dad gun cleaning thing. Well, the date walks in, looks at the dad, and goes “got a set for a 9mm?” And proceeds to sit down and start cleaning his own gun with his date’s dad.
what’s that you say, stupid-ass NRA propaganda?
I mean… or just a silly meme…
