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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago

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cannedtuna@lemmy.world to hmmm@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 hours ago
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  • Trex202@lemmy.world
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    5 hours ago

    Don’t get scammed, your getting used disorders, they have an anxiety removal service out back

  • iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    I got mine for free!

    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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      Finally something the government gives us for free

    • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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      8 hours ago

      But at what cost!

      • iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world
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        With pedophiles running the world I don’t need sanity, it’ll get in the way when the nazis i mean Republicans full throttle the violence

  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz
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    6 hours ago

    Y’all getting weird like you think this is a sign-up scenario. You have to earn that shit, you gotta feel it. This is entirely a lie and I hope you feel better

  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Suckers. I got mine for free.

  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    $45? Who’s your anxiety guy? I can get you a better deal than that.

  • solidheron@sh.itjust.works
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    Can I give someone an anxiety disorder?

  • wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Shit, you mean I could have just spent $45? And here I wasted all that time with childhood trauma.

  • Thorry@feddit.org
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    Mom, can we get anxiety disorders? No honey, we have anxiety disorders at home.

    Anxiety disorders at home: Crippling depression with suicidal tendencies and frequent panic attacks.

  • Tundra@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    F A M I L I A R

  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    It’s a scam. I’ll sell you mine for $30 and I’ll throw in some ADHD for free. It’s so good you won’t even want to take your medication. Act now and get bonus Carpal Tunnel while supplies last.

  • TomMasz@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Can we get that to go?

  • gen/Eric Computers@lemmy.zip
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    9 hours ago

    I’ll take 2! Got change for $100?

  • audaxdreik@pawb.social
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    I’ma be real here, mine did come with an implied price tag and $45 is cheap by comparison.

    I suggest you all take advantage of the deal before it finds you some other way. It might even be fun! Maybe it has something to do with bees, I don’t know.

  • Gork@sopuli.xyz
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    What a bargain

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