In that situation, I kinda have to say the priest is the architect of their own awkward judgement. They would be labeled a hypocrite because they aren’t practicing what they preach. If I’m in Willie Jane’s Dildo Emporium and I see my buddy Steve, I’m just gonna be like, “Bro, what’d you get? I’m tired of the Ass-assin 2000, and I was thinking of going to the Hole Shebang Turbo EX Plus Alpha. Any thoughts?”

The world would be a lot more fun without the clergy.

Neither have I, lady, but you don’t hear me holding press conferences about it.

Yeah, but… think about it. We haven’t seen the girl. What if she was, like, REALLY hot? A complete fucking smoke show. 10/10. One of the ones you might sneak into a dressing room at beauty pageant to see. Or maybe even hop on a private plane to meet on some luxurious island. Or even carry across state lines. I don’t think we should pass judgement on this man until we determine if he was a pedophile, a pedophile, or a pedophile.

Edit: Also, if reading the first few lines of this post made your stomach twist a little, then you are one of the good ones. Keep it up. The world needs more of you and less of this douche nozzle.

The mark of well-researched journalism: telling you who is probably to blame.

Yeah. I wish we could go back 3 years before this boom started and everything cheap…

At least someone is.

I’m imagining an Inception-like scenario where you start at the first/lightest level, and then work your way down to the lowest/hardest, then slowly come back up, similar to peaking and the comedown, but with more stages. I’d imagine dosage would be a real issue here.

I work in kitchens, and so I have to learn new techniques every so often. One thing that I’ve found that works REALLY well for me is to have an imaginary student that I’m teaching as I’m learning it myself. It forces me to repeat the things I’ve learned, but also put them in my own words. I can catch on to techniques much more quickly when I’m doing that.

That’s a double win. Cured of cancer and every time I cry I smell pork rinds.

As if he could stay awake for 6 hours.

It’s fucking real. People, and not just men, but people in general, need more attention. It doesn’t have to be physical, not everyone wants that, but just a simple, genuine, “Hi, how ya’ doin’?”

That yellow bastard.

I think your butt plug has gone sour. Time to change it.

California. The only state known to cause cancer in the state of California.

The trust. It eroded.

Terrorist!

So, basically a movie?

A very sturdy IUD.

That’s exactly what I said. I didn’t even know that traitorous cunt was still alive. How the fuck are you gonna give him money.

If that means more people have a voice, then I’m all for it.