Can we get Alan Wake 2 on Steam, pls?

Proper gun regulations will reduce lead in children, as well.

Calling The Weather Channel clickbait somehow the saddest thing I’ve read, and also the most on brand.

Like wearing a tan suit, or eating Dijon mustard.

Sweet, an Audio CD Free of Soundtrack!

It would be so much easier to convince them that AI was turning you gay.

Glad I could give you another thing in the list of stupid things we do to harm creatures that gives middling returns on quality that we otherwise wouldn’t miss.

Capon, if anyone is wondering what the translation is trying to say.

All hail the age of Doug!

My family took a novel approach to it. Everyone gets judged when they die, but only the worst go to hell, and the best go to heaven. The rest wait around until the rapture and then there is Judgement 2: Judgement Day where all the people that were waiting around get judged against all the new people, and then they are split based on some kind of holy bell curve. It was really just a lot of bullshit to get around my family being full of drug addicts and racists and no one wanting to admit that if they go by the Bible they are hellbound.

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Neuromancer if anyone is curious. One of the best opening lines in literature.

Same. He’s got that, “He’s crazy, but he’s our kinda crazy” vibe going on. I guess I’m just glad he’s on our side. I’m not buying any merch though.

If a few years of AI have wiped out your ability to code, you weren’t great at coding anyway.

Remember when the world didn’t suck so bad that you could have windows above the third floor that people didn’t want to jump from?

no cap

She’s a career politician with ties to a lot of GOP shitstains like DeSantis and Rick Scott. She’s helped them all get elected, which means A) She’s good at her job, and B) She’s rotten to the core. Personally, I hope she dies before I’m done typing this, but I’ll also settle for shortly after I’m done.

Statistically, the guarantee there will be a “last time” means that every time it isn’t the “last time” your chance of the next one being the “last time” increase… So, you know, don’t freak out or anything because that increases the chances of the next time happening sooner.

It’s more of a “the audacity…”, not a “why would you…”

Also, how are you gonna plagiarize Hannah Fry? She’s the fucking best.