Dozens! Did you hear? Dozens!

We’re gonna have to burn it all down…

“Try not to toss any pizzas on the way to the parking lot!”

I work 3 12s and I can’t even imagine…

It’s a scam. I’ll sell you mine for $30 and I’ll throw in some ADHD for free. It’s so good you won’t even want to take your medication. Act now and get bonus Carpal Tunnel while supplies last.

For real. That bottom pic kinda horrifies me.

I fucking love roller coasters, so if I ever visit, I gotta make sure to go.

Honestly, that’s a steal. It was the last good year of the tesseract on that frame. After that they had nothing but problems with them leaking into fifth dimension space and good luck finding a mechanic that’s glimpsed that and is still sane.

The duality of cat

I hate my coworkers so much I want to suck all their dicks. I’m not gay, but damn, I feel like the only relief I can get is if they relieve themselves… in my mouth. And my throat. And maybe my butt… but I need to get these stress related hemorrhoids checked first. Shit, I forgot, I don’t have healthcare. Now I have to suck some nurse dick. It’s gonna be a long weekend. Maybe if I get everyone together in the same room we can get it all over at once. Just… not in my eyes, please.

The ring tempts. It wants to be worn. Putting it around a chicken’s neck doesn’t fix that. It’s the same as putting it in your pocket, and we know how well that works.

I love fractals. So much so that they are the basis of magic in the book I’m writing. This website is wonderful, but holy hell, don’t click the music button.

African or European?

Why don’t you shut your smart mouth.

Yeah, the fact that they are using bespoke parts, but still barely come in above the independent build cost tells me that they aren’t raking billions off of this. I’m fine with the price. Expensive, yes, but so is everything else.

Like Nintendo hasn’t been pushing their codes-in-boxes since before the switch 2 release.

They do give a shit about what the collective is doing, which is ironic, because the people that want things to change are the people that stop Microsoft from seeing what they are doing. When the power user opts out of letting Microsoft see how they use Windows, it pushes Windows user base more towards the center, as Microsoft sees it. So, when a feature is lost, a user can’t claim that the feature was load bearing because their use-case is self-muted. Of course, you can always just switch to Linux and hope whatever feature you want has enough support from the community to maintain status in the kernel, but that’s just trading one engineer for the other.

The Trump White House can suck a bag of soggy dicks and die in prolonged agony.

My dad had some powerful friends. They rented out an aquarium in Tampa for a wedding, and my family went. Because the place was completely empty, my parents just let me run where ever I want. I gotta tell you, that’s some real backrooms shit.

Is that a bat in your pocket, or are you just flappy to see me?

Yeah, I suppose the best idea is to punch ourselves in the nuts while the GOP does whatever they want. It worked out great when everyone turned against Harris last election. “She’s a cop!” So, keep it up. Another 8 years of GOP rule can’t be as bad as establishment dems, right?