• nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      13 hours ago

      New Achievement! You are now the proud new owner of a small planet on outskirts of the universe where there is no liveable atmosphere, usable material, or anything of remote interest! Congratulations-- it’s worthless to everyone except you who thought this rock of junk was worth bankrupting yourself for!

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        9 hours ago

        THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

        WHY WOULD THE PRINCESS POSSE BUY SUCH A USELESS PLANET?!

        CAT’S CAN’T EVEN LIVE THERE.

        I DON’T KNOW WHY, BUT I BLAME CARL FOR THIS. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING HE’D COME UP WITH. I MEAN REALLY.