POV: You’ve joined the DSA

Something something you have to fix the system from the inside! Something something change is slow and can only and should only happen incrementally, after 4 years! Something something you guys are just violent LARPers fuck you >:(

Literally that one CalebCity Sekiro skit. "I already know, I already know… That they ain’t me. PUT THEM PAWS UP." [player character turns to stare at the screen like he didn’t just commit a Dynasty Warriors-level war crime on this level and the boss within it]