The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months agoEvery girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldimagemessage-square207fedilinkarrow-up1755arrow-down121
arrow-up1734arrow-down1imageEvery girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed manlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 months agomessage-square207fedilink
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up89·edit-27 months ago If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick! Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
minus-squareDrWeevilJammer@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up47·7 months agoNo need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
minus-squarefogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·7 months agoI want you to know this was an angry upvote
minus-squareGBU_28@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 months agoHow will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?
minus-squareMeatPilot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·edit-27 months agoJust beating off with boys all the way down the line.
minus-squareBernie_Sandals@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoThis is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.
If I looked like this, I’d have to beat the women back with a stick!
Because they are filthy peasants of course and I can’t have them touching my finery. Also my wrists would be too delicate to wield a stick, so I’d have a boy for that.
No need to use a stick - if you’re The Macaroni, you’re allowed to use your…elbows
I want you to know this was an angry upvote
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How will you beat your boy, to let him know when to beat the ladies?
He can get another boy for that.
Just beating off with boys all the way down the line.
This is exactly what God intended when he gave monarchs divine rights.
Ah true