The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 5 months agoResponsible guidance is a choicelemmy.worldimagemessage-square172fedilinkarrow-up1601arrow-down133
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minus-squareteft@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up76arrow-down2·5 months agoUntil you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.
minus-squareAnyolduser@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up37·5 months agoThat’s just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.
minus-squareniktemadur@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·5 months agoThe next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-25 months agoInstructions unclear fries bacon dirt…
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoHey, at least it isn’t vagina bacon
minus-squareMonkeMischief@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoI was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven’t actually felt that “Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something” feeling in a LONG time!
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 months agoMommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I’m scared…
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 months agoHey, at least it wasn’t Jolly Ranchers…
minus-squareNegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 months agoBacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.
minus-squareharrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI was thinking punk band name.
minus-squareNeato@ttrpg.networklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months agoI’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.
minus-squareTWeaK@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·5 months agoYeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.
Until you go outside and find every woodland creature in a 10 kilometer radius has dug up your front lawn looking for more bacon flavored dirt.
That’s just the first step to becoming a Disney princess.
The next step, though, is rather… tricky. Few make it past it with their… shall we say… virtue, intact.
Instructions unclear
fries bacon dirt…
Hey, at least it isn’t vagina bacon
I was a fool. I was curious. I clicked. I haven’t actually felt that “Lunch wants to come back up because you looked at something” feeling in a LONG time!
Mommy, Reddit is leaking vagina juices again, I’m scared…
Hey, at least it wasn’t Jolly Ranchers…
Bacon Flavored Dirt sounds like a product some scummy Kick streamer would try and peddle to his viewers.
I was thinking punk band name.
I’ve been doing this for a while and it’s literally never happened. Oil will soak into the dirt pretty quick and diffuse.
Yeah oil soaking into dirt generally isn’t a good thing.